A rich man and a poor man is shopping to buy gifts for their wives on their wedding anniversary.
Poor man:
  - What have you bought your wife this year?
Rich man:
  - A new Mercedes and a diamond ring.
  - FM: Why two gifts, why both Mercedesand a diamond ring?
  - RM: Well if my wife does not like the diamond ring she can run in the Mercedes and return it, but at the same time be satisfied.
RK:
  - What have you bought for your wife then?
FM:
  - A pair of sandals and a dildo.
RM:
  - Why a pair of sandals and a dildo?
FM:
  - Well if my wife does not like the sandals she can go fuck herself...